Couldn’t
Couldn’t meet more of them if I tried to on a daily Right now it’s mainly the ones who also pay me Do my best for a customer they still act like a baby Got me thinking I should even sack it in lately Who could be bothered with the problems they’ve got? They bought […]
Delicious
Now I don’t like seeing when people’s problems get worse But there’s nowt tastier than seeing them get what they deserve Good folks get trampled on, it often occurs Go to school, what did you learn, were you a jock or a nerd? Cos people are pretty heartless and what is absurd The worst ones […]
99 Solutions
Been married since 2012 So if you’re having girl problems then I’m happy to help You need to stop being a selfish dickhead Start considering that other people have feelings instead Not least the girl you’re spending your time with If you’re not a kind person you deserve to find shit Your missus is not […]
TV
I never watched Band of Brothers. Will I? I’m not sure Never been a big fan of watching guys at war Watched all of Breaking Bad, some of it’s ace But overall, not really as good as they say In fact, Better Call Saul is superior But tell that to most Breaking Bad fans and […]
Lean Self Esteem
Nobody’s more equal than you Nobody’s worth more to more people than you If the whole world won’t ever see what you do Then it’s easy for you to always feel like you do and Nobody’s more equal than me Nobody’s worth more to more people than me If the whole world won’t ever see […]
Greed
The system depends on your income Your income depends on your wisdom Your wisdom depends on a kid’s Mum Kid’s Dad or a kid’s guardian To work hard enough to provide the smarts in them To develop enough to give the chance that they need Without this privilege their chances are lean And yet, people […]
At Least I’ve Got You
I can’t take anymore of this bullshit I’m losing it As soon as it seems to improve then a new thing hits The future looks as stupid as the present state of foolishness That you live in, just hooligans or criminals in suits again Stop YouTubing your truth again cos lies are all that spew […]
Dad Jokes
Telling jokes like a Dad is a must Sold my vacuum cos it was just gathering dust Russell’s a great name for a man in a bush And at the moment I’m reading an anti-gravity book And it’s impossible to put down It’s no small feat but I still set up a shoe shop for’t […]
Ornithology
I’ve been trying to learn which bird I heard was singing And you might think that that’s not cool but who cares Bird watching’s in my family, my Grandad I never knew Used to watch and paint them I’ve got some that he drew My Dad birdwatched to connect with him when he passed And […]
Dumped By My DJ
I got dumped by my DJ He said he didn’t wanna work with me no more I got dumped by my DJ Cos I worked with someone else on a tiny tour I got dumped by my DJ But everything was cool between us, so I thought I got dumped by my DJ […]