Mr Ow Much
CHORUS x4 Mr Mr Mr ow much ow much/ Mr ow much Mr ow much are you charging?// There’s nothing I love more than a Samuel Smith’s pub/ There’s one called the Shoulder of Mutton in Bradford/ And you can get two pints for a fiver and come back with change/ But unfortunately the rest […]
Wack
Here’s an unwelcome opinion from a nobody/ I don’t really like what’s out now, no, sorry/ …But a lot of dudes hear it and go copy/ And nearly always the end product’s so soggy/ I can smell a genuine track a mile away/ I don’t need to give anything else the time of day/ Only […]
Have To Do
People wanting something different but I’ll Have to do/ Is it just your album dropping? It’ll Have to do/ Do my solo stuff I’ve gotta man I Have to do/ And there’s far too much I’ve written down I Have to do// x2 The cypher’s not coming back and good luck with Flame Griller/ The […]
Trivia (bonus)
Skyscrapers don’t collapse when plane’s hit ‘em/ Twin Towers and Building 7 were controlled demolitions/ Don’t get me started on the Pentagon/ The FBI removed all frames of footage except for one/ What was to gain from a government attacking itself?/ A reason to attack Iraq, Afghanistan and as well/ Keep people afraid, plus there’s […]
We Can Do It Together
Trying to write a feel good song in bad times/ Trying to look straight ahead but paths wind/ Keep my head up and follow the cat eyes/ Every time I steady the ship, I capsize/ Pastimes pass time and that’s fine/ But zips by and it’s gone and that’s life/ I act like I’m invincible […]
Just Want Some Food
I was an active child/ I didn’t run the fastest mile/ But went to basketball practice while/ I grew up: when school finishes I walked home with fish and chips/ Then had my tea, was still thin as shit/ All the chocolates at Christmases: nothing/ My Dad said it wouldn’t last and he wasn’t bluffing/ […]
Double Rainbow (interlude)
When life gives me rain, hail, snow/ I see a double rainbow and say, “hell no”/ There’s so many reasons for me to let go/ I try and find the silver lining or rainbow/ So…when life gives you rain, hail, snow: give it to ‘em/ I’ve been getting used to living through the big illusion/ […]
Ode To The Internet
Before I get started, this is what I need to get out/ I have well over 12 different email accounts/ 4 or 5 websites, yeah they’re WordPress who gives a damn?/ I’ve got 7 Twitter accounts and 5 on Instagram/ I’ve got 4 Facebook accounts and that’s that/ Fuck off with your Snapchat/ And truly […]
Stick In The Mud
When I die I want everybody to go for a drink/ And leave cos it’s pricey and the music is shit/ King Antisocial not born for the nightlife/ I’m slippers and pipe after dinner and wine with my wife/ And nobody else…/ Here’s some advice, I hope that it helps/ People are arseholes, I know […]
We Don’t Do That
This is for the pupils in school with no attention span/ And the teachers that know that and scrap the lesson plan/ For the people who fought bureaucracy and lost/ Trying to help their fellow man when people were yelling, “stop”/ For the red tape cutters and the rule benders/ Sometimes you’ve gotta play red […]