Trivia (bonus)
Skyscrapers don’t collapse when plane’s hit ‘em/ Twin Towers and Building 7 were controlled demolitions/ Don’t get me started on the Pentagon/ The FBI removed all frames of footage except for one/ What was to gain from a government attacking itself?/ A reason to attack Iraq, Afghanistan and as well/ Keep people afraid, plus there’s […]
We Can Do It Together
Trying to write a feel good song in bad times/ Trying to look straight ahead but paths wind/ Keep my head up and follow the cat eyes/ Every time I steady the ship, I capsize/ Pastimes pass time and that’s fine/ But zips by and it’s gone and that’s life/ I act like I’m invincible […]
Just Want Some Food
I was an active child/ I didn’t run the fastest mile/ But went to basketball practice while/ I grew up: when school finishes I walked home with fish and chips/ Then had my tea, was still thin as shit/ All the chocolates at Christmases: nothing/ My Dad said it wouldn’t last and he wasn’t bluffing/ […]
Double Rainbow (interlude)
When life gives me rain, hail, snow/ I see a double rainbow and say, “hell no”/ There’s so many reasons for me to let go/ I try and find the silver lining or rainbow/ So…when life gives you rain, hail, snow: give it to ‘em/ I’ve been getting used to living through the big illusion/ […]
Ode To The Internet
Before I get started, this is what I need to get out/ I have well over 12 different email accounts/ 4 or 5 websites, yeah they’re WordPress who gives a damn?/ I’ve got 7 Twitter accounts and 5 on Instagram/ I’ve got 4 Facebook accounts and that’s that/ Fuck off with your Snapchat/ And truly […]
Stick In The Mud
When I die I want everybody to go for a drink/ And leave cos it’s pricey and the music is shit/ King Antisocial not born for the nightlife/ I’m slippers and pipe after dinner and wine with my wife/ And nobody else…/ Here’s some advice, I hope that it helps/ People are arseholes, I know […]
We Don’t Do That
This is for the pupils in school with no attention span/ And the teachers that know that and scrap the lesson plan/ For the people who fought bureaucracy and lost/ Trying to help their fellow man when people were yelling, “stop”/ For the red tape cutters and the rule benders/ Sometimes you’ve gotta play red […]
The Brain (interlude)
…How does thinking work?/ I think I kinda understand that the brain consists of nerves/ And little surges of electricity fizz between in bursts/ And…some…might…help…linking words/ While others make you sit, or curse, or shit, or search, or quit, or hurt, or live, or learn, or liver work/ Or scribble verse, or kick some dirt, […]
Trivia
Raw I’ma give it to ya/ Here’s some trivia/ “Sucre” is the capital of Bolivia …Google was originally named “Backrub”/ Benjamin Franklin imported America’s first bathtub/ Some cats are allergic to humans/ The measure of quantity of visual light is a “lumen”/ I’m assuming you know it all mate, but/ Bubble wrap was originally intended […]
Meh
…I say “meh” to it/ Cos I’m fed up of not getting the best of it/ I sit around all down cos I’m stressed and shit/ But life’s far too short so to heck with it/ Mek a tit outta myself get vexed a bit/ But lately, things seem like they’re extra big/ When really…all […]